Turning Yourself Into a Machine That is Able to Meet Milfs and Fuck Them Like Clockwork

Are you looking to meet milfs and fuck them? Well, you might be thinking, well, I already do that. I already get lucky from time to time.

That’s not what I’m talking about. Any fucking idiot can do that. Any idiot can get laid like an elephant. You know how many times an elephant gets laid in a year? Probably once.

Well, if that’s the kind of sex life you want, have it. Everybody’s capable of that. In fact, you don’t even have to try. You don’t even have to read this to get that kind of sex life. All you have to do is register at meetmilfs.org

What I’m talking about is the ability to meet milfs and bang them like clockwork. In other words, if you set your mind to banging that hot blonde mom that drops off her kids at the kindergarten a few blocks away from you with amazing legs and a nice pair of tits and having her share your cock with her sister, then we can talk.

If you want to turn yourself into that guy who bangs milfs basically on command, then you need to listen up. You have to understand that your ability to meet milfs and fuck them has nothing to do with how your big your cock is, okay? Let’s just get that out of the way.

A lot of guys think that they have to be at least 12 inches to be sexually attractive to women. Well, first of all, women can’t even see your shit. Seriously. You meet them fully clothed, how can they see your shit, you know? It doesn’t work that way.

Similarly, they don’t give a rat’s ass, unless you live in Southern California, about what kind of car you drive. In fact, most of the pussy that I’ve gotten was in the East Coast and people walk in New York or they take cabs. Nobody’s crazy enough to drive a car. You know how expensive that would be? So it has nothing to do with automotive penis enhancements.

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